mom: go outside and do something
princess on the streets. also a princess in the sheets. dont touch me im royalty.
ok so this just hit me
humidifiers fill the air with water molecules from a source of water.
so what if someone filled a humidifier with holy water. would this essentially cleanse a room of all evil?
when jesus is born I get presents
when jesus dies I get chocolate
I love jesus
This is the best thing I have ever seen in my entire life.
i just picked up a new hobby called “messaging people on facebook i’ve never actually talked to demanding they give me back my fucking sandals”
This is you. This is where all your thoughts are kept. Every other part of your body is used to protect and sustain this.
I want to cry
it’s weirdly comforting to know that all of the meaningless bullshit society judges me on is just a meatsuit made to support the terrifying tentacle beast that is my true form
THAT LAST COMMENT. BAM.
i want there to be an angel that descends from the heavens only when someone is being stupid
and the angel just gently places their hand over the person’s mouth
and whispers in a voice filled with heavenly beauty and love
LOOK IT UP
NEW FAVORITE ANGEL
I saw this post in Facebook with the caption “apparently Mac supports windows” and I cried
you can debate video game consoles all you want but valve became a multimillionaire company selling digital hats and nothing is going to change that